Beijing, China,
In a suprising dose of irony at the 29th Olympiad in Beijing, China has forced the Dalai Lama in "exile" once again. Only this time that exile isn't from the Tibetan Autonomous Region, but rather the Olpmyic gymnastics all-around competition, where his holiness was expected to challenge the Chinese gymnastics sensation, Yang "The Micheal Phelps" Wei, for the gold medal.
"It's a shame that we had to bar the Dalai Lama from the all-around competition, but....he was caught blood doping...which is cheating and against all that is Chinese," reported a Communist Party official who is administering the gymnastics program, adding, "it's a shame too, because he is almost godlike on the pommel horse."
"Fuck China," was the only reply that came from the Dalai Lama's special envoy.
2 comments:
funny.
yes, while China's women's gymnastics team is being scrutinized for age violations (some are believed to be under 16), he was booted for the Tibetan "ethnicity violation". nyuck nyuck nyuck.
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