WILL CHINA FINALLY UPSTAGE THE USA BY FAKING FIREWORK SHOWS AND LIPSYNCHING NATIONAL ANTHEMS AND BY CHEATING WITH INELIGIBLE OVERWORKED OVERSTRESSED UNDERAGE KIDS ON ALL THEIR TEAMS WHO WILL BE FED TO THE PIGS IF THEY LOSE, OR WILL THE USA DEPLOY MICHAEL PHELPS' HALF-ALLIGATOR ASS TO SAVE TEAM USA FROM ITS GREATEST TEST EVER AND BRING HOME THE GOLD X 8 BECAUSE NEITHER THE DIVING NOR GYMNASTICS TEAMS CAN WIN IT IN THE BIGGEST JUICIEST CREAMIEST DISPLAY OF OLYMPIC-STYLE GLORY EVER WHILE WE'RE ALL AT HOME WATCHING MICHAEL PHELPS SIT THROUGH 8 NATIONAL ANTHEMS AND FILM SCENES FOR THE INSPIRATIONAL SPOTS IN THE 2012 OLYMPICS PROMOTIONAL MATERIAL WHICH IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY COKE AND OREO (BOTH OF WHOM PROMOTE CROSS-CULTURAL UNDERSTANDING BETWEEN AMERICANS AND CHINESE PEOPLE) IN ORDER TO SQUASH THE CHINESE IN THIS THE ULTIMATE STRUGGLE IN SUBLIMINAL GEOPOLITICS PRESENTED BY NBC WHO HAS ALL YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS IN THE NEW FALL SEASON OF PROGRAMMING THAT YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO MISS...WATCH AND SEE ALL THE DRAMA UNFOLD!!!

(except for the drama in all other sports besides swimming, diving, beach volleyball and gymnastics. no time to televise those ones.)