I, three, am a celebrity.

Just read the first two words of the article. everything else is BORING.

I miss you

Awesome Cabal,

There's not a lot of time, and this isn't funny, but I just wanted to say that I miss you all and send lots of love from Tianjin, China. I went to a club on Saturday night to celebrate my birthday, and the only thing missing was this group. Granted, the hookah was a little crappy and the beer expensive, but it would have been a plus to have you all there.

Again, love!

Although I am not a celebrity, I have been extensively covered by the international press...

...although it wasn't for talking shit about hayden christensen.

CHECK IT.

I, too, am a celebrity

Here.  Pretty awesome.

i am a celebrity

I was on the news at work! oh, update: I have a job.

here

apparently I have a blinking problem. I think I was trying to hold in a yawn.

Black Belt Patriotism

Ganja-cillin?

The benefits just keep on coming.

Jason Crash the Grand Old Part -- Teaser Video

I'll write about this soon, but i'm going out of town. here's a teaser video i made in the GOP Convention YouTube.com booth. enjoy....

RIP Don LaFontaine

Everyone has heard this guy's voice. Any trailer ever. "In a world..." This Duluth, MN native died on Tuesday. RIP.

Spaghetti Cat